Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 11, 2011
December 10, 2011
December 12, 2011
Transcript:
I love the smell of freshly cut grass in the morning! I think your neighbours don't like you mowing the lawn at 5AM sometimes you can't make an omelette without breaking some social norms!
zero almost 13 years ago
I hit bed early sometimes due to lack of sleep issues. A few years ago, a new family moved in next door. That same night I was yanked awake by an engine running and headlights in my bedroom window – which is 100 ft. back off the road. My new neighbor was mowing his lawn, in the dark, after 9PM. Sweet, huh. . ..
InTraining Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Horace…. is an omelette…. ! ! !
Simon_Jester almost 13 years ago
And if you like that, waitl’ll he whips out the Leaf Blower
Heima almost 13 years ago
So breakfast is a grass omelet? Well, he is a horse.
Ermine Notyours almost 13 years ago
It would be quieter if he ate the grass.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
This raises some questions: Who is Norm, what’s so “social” about him, and how did Horace break the guy?
gosfreikempe almost 13 years ago
Unless you’re a horse. Or a llama, or any of the other ruminants.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
I hope, after that last remark, his neighbors aren’t chickens. . . .
The Ever-Convenient Object's Shopping Mall almost 5 years ago
Some people can’t tell the difference between making an omelette and breaking eggs