Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 12, 2012

Bet she don’t get much company at her house.

Good morning MARG.

I knew a few people that did that…

Good morning, LB!

I bet, in the course of 1500 years, Broomie has a lot of “dirty laundry”.

That’s usually a bachelor’s trick.

Has Broomie lost the ability to turn the dirty laundry to ashes (which would certainly have been her response in 1982)?

Hire a cleaning lady/washer woman! Please, Broomie! Your friends who breathe implore you!

I think I prefer to do the laundry well before it gets to that point.

i think she means she’s got the news blues.

I never thought I’d say this, but for once Broomie’s making me sick! :P

1500 years old and she does laundry like a collage student.

The least offensive garments are those that neither crackle when picked up or slip from your grasp (accumulated body grease and dirt).

By “least offensive” I’m guessing she doesn’t mean her bikini.

She could just set a match (or a ZAP) to that whole pile and it would probably combust from the oils alone. Of course she’d probably break someone’s city ordinance about burning garbage, too.

But she’ll never run out of least offensive — just that “least offensive” becomes more disgusting! Eventually today’s “most offensive” becomes tomorrow’s" least offensive" and the cycle begins again!

Is Broomie wearing the “Paper Scrolls Facial Filtration XP”? Those are the standard in personal air filtration kits!