Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 05, 2012

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    jpsomebody  almost 13 years ago

    ???

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    Olddog1  almost 13 years ago

    I recall an idiom about opportunity, “when a door closes a window opens,” but I still don’t see the joke here.

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    psychlady  almost 13 years ago

    Huh??

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    celestpuls  almost 13 years ago

    The saying (from The Sound of Music) is, “When the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window.” It means that if one opportunity is no longer an option, we should look for something else, rather than give up.

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    shel4  almost 13 years ago

    I am glad to learn what God looks like, but I must say that I am disappointed to see how unattractive Mrs. God is.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Mrs. God? I thought Mr. G was a “Loner”? Maybe she’s His maid?

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    KRawdon Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    The Mormons say that there is a “Mrs. God.”

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Only one, KRawdon?And so is the squirrel referring to ‘my’ or ‘mrs’?

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    rqs1123  almost 13 years ago

    ???

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    DeadManTalking  almost 13 years ago

    Nature abhors a raccoon.

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    Shut the Door, They’re Coming Through the Window….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afPnUENnFQ4

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    I used to drive my older sister crazy playing a Judy Canova version of that song.

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    Koolfunkygrrl  almost 13 years ago

    reminds me of a church camp song’’’shut the door keep out the devil..open the window and let God in’….I suppose if you knew the melody it would make more sense….but you get my point…

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