Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 14, 2011

Hooves don’t fail me now…

Just because he only HAS one toe doesn’t mean that it’s not big.On the other hoof, he should be shod for such a lame excuse.

Now Melody, let’s not point an accusing finge…….oops, sorry…

and remember, no one ever said Horace was a real ‘work horse’.

I’ve heard of ‘lame excuses’, but THIS is ridiculous.

‘Course you know what they do to lame horse, don’t you, Horace?

Hey, Melody though it was a moving excuse.

To all these puns I say “Neigh”.

Groan for all the funny puns today.

I hope he’s wearing lucky horseshoes, ‘cause he won’t be getting lucky any other way tonight.