id love to help you, but I stubbed my big toe... Poor thing, well, we can always move the furniture next week waaaait a minute
Hooves don’t fail me now…
Just because he only HAS one toe doesn’t mean that it’s not big.On the other hoof, he should be shod for such a lame excuse.
Now Melody, let’s not point an accusing finge…….oops, sorry…
and remember, no one ever said Horace was a real ‘work horse’.
I’ve heard of ‘lame excuses’, but THIS is ridiculous.
‘Course you know what they do to lame horse, don’t you, Horace?
Hey, Melody though it was a moving excuse.
To all these puns I say “Neigh”.
Groan for all the funny puns today.
I hope he’s wearing lucky horseshoes, ‘cause he won’t be getting lucky any other way tonight.
July 31, 2015
zero almost 13 years ago
Hooves don’t fail me now…
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Just because he only HAS one toe doesn’t mean that it’s not big.On the other hoof, he should be shod for such a lame excuse.
The Hammer Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Now Melody, let’s not point an accusing finge…….oops, sorry…
and remember, no one ever said Horace was a real ‘work horse’.
Simon_Jester almost 13 years ago
I’ve heard of ‘lame excuses’, but THIS is ridiculous.
Simon_Jester almost 13 years ago
‘Course you know what they do to lame horse, don’t you, Horace?
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Hey, Melody though it was a moving excuse.
MelvinLott almost 13 years ago
To all these puns I say “Neigh”.
serenasakitty almost 13 years ago
Groan for all the funny puns today.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
I hope he’s wearing lucky horseshoes, ‘cause he won’t be getting lucky any other way tonight.