Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 17, 1988

Transcript:

Luann: I just hope you don't go around blabbing all the stuff you hear me recording into my diary.... Luann: Dear diary: Well, I came home early from the school dance. Why? I'll tell you why: The minute I got there, I saw Tiffany in a top exactly like mine-except hers looked good! Then I stood around for 15 minutes, waiting for someone to notice me... Luann: Hi. Aren't you in my math class? the band was awful, the punch was putrid and my new shoes were killing me!! Then Gunther showed up and asked me to dance about 900 times! Gunther How bout this song. Luann? Luann: Um-sorry, I only dance to old chipmunk tunes... Finally some guy asked me to slow dance....and I couldn't think of anything to talk about! luann: ...what a creative haircut...do you like those black things they put in salami? After 40 minutes, I decided to leave. I figured I could have more fun at home than at that dippy dance!!! Luann: ....wrong...