Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 05, 1992

Transcript:

luann: well, bernice, i've done something that's for sure gonna make aaron hill come running after me. bernice: you stole his wallet? luann: i read articles! luann: in 'teen' i read "ten techniques to bag that boy." in ym i read "how to turn his head and turn his heart" luann: in sassy i read "don't wait! go get that guy!" and in seventeen i read "sure-fire ways to attract mr.right" luann: come tomorrow i'll unleash my full arsenal on aaron hill. he'll ask me to go steady with him by noon at the latest. bernice: uh-huh, well, i hate to clue you, but your cosmo horoscope says, "you'll totally strike out with guys this month. best just to forget them." luann: shee. these magazine people drive me crazy. bernice: wanna hear, "men-do we even need them?"