Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 05, 1992

Transcript:

luann: dear diary: i've figured out a way to eliminate most of the arguing in my family luann: add a couple of bathrooms. luann: brad, we have a big problem with the bathroom brad: so? what am i, a plumber? luann: the problem is, you hog it every morning! luann: i get up at 6:50 for school and the minute i'm in the bathroom, you come pounding! brad: so excuse me for having biological needs! luann: then you camp in there 'til 7:30 doing who knows what!? brad: hey, it takes me time to make my hair look good! luann: well, i wrote a schedule to make this more fair. from now on, you'll get up at 6:42 and have the bathroom 'til 7:01, i get it from 7:01 'til 7:07. you take it 'til 7:16 and i get it back 'til 7:29. luann: you can have it 'til 7:37 then you let me have it. brad: how 'bout if i let you have it right now? luann: how 'bout if i take the bathroom and you run the garden hose into your room? brad: how 'bout if you move back to the animal shelter?