Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 27, 1992

Transcript:

Luann: Dear Diary: If one cupful of perfection weighed a pound... Luann: Aaron Hill would weigh about 900 tons. Ring Luann: I am finished with Aaron Hill! Bernice: Again? Luann: I sit right next to him in English and he never even glances at me! I smile at him and he ignores me! Bernice: So what else is new? Luann: I've adored him since first grade and he doesn't even know I exist! I've wasted half my life on him and for what? So I've had it with Hill! Bernice: Right. Luann: I mean it, Bernice! I wouldn't give him the time of day if he begged me! I'm gonna ignore him just like he ignores me! Aaron: Either of you go the time? My watch stopped! Bernice: Sorry, we don't. Luann: 9:22 and 14 seconds! Luann: You're welcome! Bye, Aaron! Have a good one! Bernice: are we ignoring him now? Luann: Look how cute he is from the back-