Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 09, 2012

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    oldpine52  almost 13 years ago

    Someone is going to die!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    When she finds out, he will be shell shocked.

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    TiffWHO  almost 13 years ago

    When she chases him and he has to run away, he better hope she runs slower.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 13 years ago

    Dead man walking.

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    MixedMedications  almost 13 years ago

    First laugh of the morning :)

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    orinoco womble  almost 13 years ago

    I saw a car with a big red bow on it, parked in the street on Christmas morning. Given the make, it probably runs like a turtle…

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    rockngolfer  almost 13 years ago

    Like punchbuggy except big time.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 13 years ago

    It’s called : :Yabba Dabba Dooo!

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    wwh85cp  almost 13 years ago

    Wrapping paper courtesy of the kids’ school fundraiser.

    Ugh. Lee.

    And, yes… he is toast.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Down doo be do let downcomin comin down doo be do let downMaking up is hard to do

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    angeldscoobydoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I feel for her. I would rather have a Volkswagen Beetle than a giant turtle sculpture. Look out dude, here we come.

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    oh man, haven’t seen this much trouble brewing in this comic since the one where a guy with a dinner tray in his hands was just about to sit on top of a cat.

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    APersonOfInterest  almost 13 years ago

    Better to be “out of body” than out of Booty !!!

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    He is so stupid.

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    rgcviper  over 6 years ago

    “Dagnabbit—and you got my hopes up, too!”

    Made me laugh, as my Random comic tonight.

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