Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 10, 1991

Transcript:

Luann: On Mother's Day we honor Mom, on Father's Day we honor Dad, on Christmas we honor baby Jesus. Luann: ...and on Valentine's Day we honor Aaron Hill. Delta: Are you ready for this? Just in time for Valentine's Day, I've devised the ultimate plan to get Aaron Hill to notice you. Luann: sigh another one? Delta: All we'll need is three hall passes, lots of ketchup and a stretcher. Luann: Do you sit up nights thinking of this stuff? Delta: Now here's the deal: at 1:45, Aaron Hill will be in that desk. At 1:50, Bernice and I will meet you in the hall down there. We'll smear ketchup on you and put you on the stretcher. Delta: At about this distance from this room you start moaning "Aaron...Aaron!" Delta: As we carry you past his door, I'll say "poor Luann! Hit on the head by a bookcase, and all she can say is-" Luann: Hold it!! This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard! I don't want Aaron to notice me 'cuz of some sick stunt! Luann: Either I get Aaron Hills attention 'cuz I'm an interesting, attractive person or I don't get his attention at all! Luann: How much ketchup? Delta: Two gallons. And see if you can get one of those whiplash neck braces.