Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 17, 1991
Transcript:
Luann: Dear diary: Going to the mall with your friends can be so tiring! Luann: Sometimes we walk around for hours before any guys notice us. Bernice: Luann! Those two boys are checking us out! Luann: Don't look at them, Bernice! Luann: Try to look totally indifferent but sorta interested. Luann: Act as if you know they're looking at us but you don't really care. Luann: Bend over a little. We want to appear innocently alluring but not desperately show-offy. Luann: Ok-now pretend we're talking. Try to look like we're ignoring them but make them think we've noticed them. Bernice: Yamma blamma gabble Luann: Now laugh-Hahaha-like we're having a good time but not a great time. Bernice: Ha Ha HA! Luann: Now look in the store window as if we're only here to shop but might be interes- Bernice: They're gone. Bernice: They just walked off with two other girls. Luann: What?! After all we went through to attract them?
comixlover347 almost 12 years ago
whats that in Luann’s hair? but seriously, luann and bernice look nice for a change
Faith :) almost 9 years ago
OK they look weird bending over. Instead they should stick out their chest when they walk and the burst into a laughing fit. That should do.