Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 19, 1991

Transcript:

Mr. Fogarty: Ok, next up is...Luann and Bernice. Mr. Fogarty: the two stooges. Luann: For our "American Profile" project, Bernice and I chose Barbara Bush. We'll present our report in interview form. Bernice: And here she is now-first lady Barbara Bush! Luann: barbara Walters! so good to see you. Bernice: Mrs. Bush, American wants to know, who, in your opinion, is coolest-Madonna or Paula Abdul? Luann: boy, that's a toughie. They're both major cool. Paula's clothes are to die for...but Madonna does such wicked videos... Bernice: Who do you think is cuter: River Phoenix, John Cusack, or Tom Cruise? Luann: Hey. They all met my butter. Bernice: Let's talk about the president. Is he an absolute maniac on the dance floor? Luann: That man boogies like you wouldn't believe. Bernice: Do you and George cruise Pennsylvania avenue? Tell us about his smooching technique. Mr. Fogarty: Wait a minute! We're not learning anything about Barbara Bush here! Mr. Fogarty: What about her role as first lady? What's her agenda? What's the makeup of a typical day? What are her views on today's vital issues? Mr. Fogarty: That's what I want to know! Luann: I don't. Bernice: Hold it-we do have a question about her makeup.