Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 12, 2012

Cracked more like it.

Like the bumper sticker says, “Humpty Dumpty was pushed”.

Well, the yolk is on you.

Has anyone told Nog?

I understand that nog,skiped right after the new years party. I know he will return later this year.

And so it ended that way – sunny side up.

Good thing, he was a bad egg anyway . . . His mom was a pulletition and his daddy was a friar . . . Ralph cracks me up . . . ☻

He overreacted when someone told him to beat it.

I think the kings horses and men scrambled to the scene, but it was over, easy, by the time they arrived.

On the same day: http://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2012/01/12

Nice one.

At least he’s smiling!

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