Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 17, 2012

Carl, Nate isn’t happy being a suck up. He’s happy to be putting one over on Gina. Heh heh heh. Oh, I hope this thread works out well for Nate.

Way to go Nate

10 buckaroos for Nate.

If he can be a suck up for the rest of the week.

Nate, Mrs. Godfrey is humouring you—she wants to see you go down most dramatically, which will happen!

It’s on! Let’s just hope that works with the others. Aka: Mr. Galvin and Coach John

And speaking of school, today’s I have to take my segment test on World History.Today’s my deadline! WISh me GL! Wait, I forgot, does Mrs. Godrey teach history?

Mr. Pierce, please let Nate win one. I think that Charles Shultz even let Charlie Brown kick the ball once.

Seriously, kid, don’t walk on the ledge. Get yourself some chickenpox and stay home the rest of the week. Done and won.

Nate’s selling his soul for $10.00, which he won’t get, because he’ll overreach and get a detention through his own hubris. Get those pedicure tools ready, son!

chalk one up for Nate!

BIG NATE IS JUST SO AWESOME

Works every time.

Keep it up Nate but don’t over do it!

I wonder which teacher will be the one to give him detention? Mr. Rosa, The math guy with a square head, C.J.

Gina could take matters into her own hands and set Nate up for detention. All she has to do is accuse him of something… and presto… he’s her minion.

he shocked me how easy this bet will be.

This is doomed to failure…….like the guy in the TO BUILD A FIRE short story, thinking he could run all the way to camp and thus thaw out his freezing feet, Nate lacks one thing: the necessary stamina…… to keep sucking up to his elders (& everyone else!) for a whole week. You’re doomed, Nate. DOOMED! Haw! HAW!!

Now he’s got 34 more classes to cover for the rest of the week

And YOU suck, Gina!

Never ever.

To avoid being someone’s servant for a day, Nate is being someone’s servant for a week.

Ooof!!!! Smack in the face, eh Gina