From us (“the wishors”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”):
Please accept without obligation, explicit or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions.
Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of obligation on your part, our best wishes for a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of this calendar year of the Common Era, but with due respect for the calendars of all cultures or sects, and for the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that:
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal at the wishor’s discretion.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no warranty on the part of the wishors to fulfill these wishes, nor any ability of the wishors to do so, merely a beneficent hope on the part of the wishors that they in fact occur.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishors.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our Saviour”, or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
Oscar Brand – I have an old vinyl LP he did with Erik Darling back around 1950, “American Drinking Songs,” that we wore out as kids in the ’60s. Give me a title off the disc and I can sing you any of the songs from memory. “Glorious, glorious! One keg of beer for the four of us!”
prettyfeet almost 13 years ago
I’m with you little bird.
zoomhey almost 13 years ago
Chirp! Chirp!
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
You do know that splenetic blackbirds end up in the King’s pie?
The Old Wolf almost 13 years ago
Lawyer’s Christmas Card
In Politically Correct Legalese
by Author Identity Requested
From us (“the wishors”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”):
Please accept without obligation, explicit or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions.
Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of obligation on your part, our best wishes for a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of this calendar year of the Common Era, but with due respect for the calendars of all cultures or sects, and for the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that:
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal at the wishor’s discretion.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no warranty on the part of the wishors to fulfill these wishes, nor any ability of the wishors to do so, merely a beneficent hope on the part of the wishors that they in fact occur.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishors.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our Saviour”, or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
Sincerely,
Dewey, Cheetham, and HoweAttorneys at Law
*Hot Rod* almost 13 years ago
SHE’LL LAY AN EGG ALRIGHT, SHE ALWAYS DOES.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Tsk, tsk, we’ll have nun of that now . . . . ☻
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
about to be flippin the bird.
J Short almost 13 years ago
Why don’t you speak, walk and take a…
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
She laid an egg when she first stepped on stage and took flight soon after.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
My thoughts, exactly.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
they met at a crowbar.
lauisha almost 13 years ago
@Blog “waves” is Rene Magritte http://artacid.com/?p=297
hablano almost 13 years ago
Oscar Brand – I have an old vinyl LP he did with Erik Darling back around 1950, “American Drinking Songs,” that we wore out as kids in the ’60s. Give me a title off the disc and I can sing you any of the songs from memory. “Glorious, glorious! One keg of beer for the four of us!”
6turtle9 almost 13 years ago
Tweet! Merry Christmas Dear T and Vlad and to all fellow Frog followers.
LocoOwl almost 13 years ago
Merry Christmas to you all and a Happy New Year!