Where did Jeff get the money for all of those operations? Reminds me of Woody Allen’s joke about his friend who had symptoms of heart disease. As Woody had the same symptoms he conned his friend into going to the doctor figuring to get a free diagnosis. Sonn after he heard that his friend had died. Now scared Woody checked into a hospital and got an extensive exam only to find out all he had was gas. Now angry he called his friend’s mother to ask sarcastically if the friend had suffered much before he died. The mother replied, no, the bus hit him and that was it.
J Short over 12 years ago
Must have great health insurance.
William Reynolds over 12 years ago
That’s what we mean by “practicing medicine.”
Foghorn Leghorn over 12 years ago
Looks like Jeff’s going to need some upper and lowers now or gum it.
Buzza Wuzza over 12 years ago
Sometimes this strip is edgier than many current ones.
Spooky D Cat over 12 years ago
How ’bout that beard on the doctor? Right out of the 19th century.
Number Three over 12 years ago
Ouch!
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brklnbern over 12 years ago
Where did Jeff get the money for all of those operations? Reminds me of Woody Allen’s joke about his friend who had symptoms of heart disease. As Woody had the same symptoms he conned his friend into going to the doctor figuring to get a free diagnosis. Sonn after he heard that his friend had died. Now scared Woody checked into a hospital and got an extensive exam only to find out all he had was gas. Now angry he called his friend’s mother to ask sarcastically if the friend had suffered much before he died. The mother replied, no, the bus hit him and that was it.
Tsali-Queyi over 12 years ago
Good thing he didn’t have Obamacare.
vickerslen1 over 12 years ago
No nails in our shoes now, thus no chance for this joke in modern times.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Today’s lesson: There’s no point in getting a second opinion if the second guy’s as dumb as the first.