Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 06, 2012

And a waterberry watch. (yes there was)

Don’t you mean two Size 12’s?

The Fink would give him the “boot.”

I’d first size up my chances of finding it.

While your at it, can you fish me out a pair of size 9s?

The moat monsters probably ate it.

Size 12; he’ll have a couple of boats!

Looks like the moat monster only likes the soft chewy insides.

See if you can find some slightly scruffed armani or prada, then sell it on ebay….oh, drat, someone’s probably actually done that :(

some people have all the luck.

All we caught was an old boot, a flat tire, a tin can and this book of cliches.