FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 05, 2012

Jason’s asking for it…….

Jason is beginning to at like a teenager. Next thing you know he’ll be ogling Paige’s friends.

be specific. B E specific.

That wouldn’t work too well since nearly all of Andy’s recipes call for tofu, and the whole family is stuck with them.

That would qualify as child abuse

Wow, Jason comes off as even worse than Calvin in this one. Calvin at least tried to wipe his feet properly before being yelled at not to scream across the house… to ask for something to clean his shoes off with!

Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether he’s being obnoxious on purpose or just stupidly literal-minded.

Maybe I’m too literal, but if he just came in the door why is there snow ahead of him.

Andy pry open your pocketbook and buy a mat. When do kids use the front door, especially yours?

This is just like the conversations I’ve had with my son. Aspergers Syndrome can be so mentally exhausting and physically draining on parents. Even high level like my son.

yeah! well, andy could make burgers, but have tofu instead of meat

Of course with Andy’s taste in food, she might consider withholding tofu to be a punishment! (Jason’s motivation is left as an exercise for the reader.