FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 24, 2012

Sighs This isn’t going to end well.

Have him call on Adam @ Home, He’ll help him write it. :-)

Reminds me of the movie, “Throw Mama from the Train”. The only line Billy Crystal could think of for his pending novel was, “It was dark and stormy night!”

And while waiting for that first word, go back to playing solitaire!

I rather read what someone writes not autobiographies either. Fun reading.

“The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed”

“It was a dark and stormy night…”

Snoopy can write a novel, even though he is only a dog. But Roger can’t. But, as Gracie Allen once said, why spend years writing a novel when you can buy one for $2.69?

It was a stork, and Dharmi Knight…

Snoopy’s book was “it was a dark and stormy night”, he plagiarized it from Edward George Bulwer-Lytton’s “Paul Clifford” (1830)

I do better at writing reviews than narrative. The only book I could see myself doing is a collection of all the movies and TV shows I panned, similar to Roger Ebert’s “I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie” and “Your Movie Sucks.”

I could have been a famous pop singer or a world class athlete … only 2 things I was missing:

1. Talent2. Ability

Other than that I was golden! ;-))

In panel 2 I love the apple stem on the top of the monitor. Hmmmm? I wonder what kind of computer that is. Of course, I’ve always known; but love it anyway. He should have given more apples to his English teacher back in the day.

Proposed first sentence of a novel:

“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was what the company doctor called it, but we just called it miner’s cough.”

you have a problem with your vas deferens? Could you just bend over and cough?