Mom, Ms. Wormwood, Rosalyn, and now Susie Derkins- Calvin is beginning to learn at a tender age who the true Rulers of the Universe are…and the extent of their power.
Calvin, don’t let her do that to you. Call the teacher and tell her that Susie told you she missed the teacher’s melodious voice. And then ask about the homework assignment.
Ahhhh! Denial is one of the signs of true love, Calvin… You might as well get over it now since Susie will get what she wants in the end and that’s you!
@Dogsniff,“Fascination” – Jane MorganMaybe it’s your sense of ‘fumer’!Actually, I appreciate and enjoy your ingenuous, ingenious humor, except when it seems disingenuous or vulgar.There, I had a field day with you fielding your question!You’re a funny guy! Carry on!
Fin3cy6 almost 13 years ago
the worst ever
doc white almost 13 years ago
Tell me im nice or I will beat you.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Susie, you go, girl!
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
You haven’t much choice, Calvin, unless you want a big fat “F” for your assignment.
rayannina almost 13 years ago
“Blackmail” is such a harsh word … she prefers to call it “pressing her advantage” …
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Calvin learns the adage, “Girls are trouble,” early.
vaztardd almost 13 years ago
wait till you marry her, Calvin, and you will know what a blackmail really is.. ahahha
jai-jai almost 13 years ago
How come suddenly Calvin is toward doing his home work?Susie is polite to him?
The Duke 1 almost 13 years ago
Call Bobby instead…..
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Mom, Ms. Wormwood, Rosalyn, and now Susie Derkins- Calvin is beginning to learn at a tender age who the true Rulers of the Universe are…and the extent of their power.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
She’s got you, Calvin.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Boy she’s good!
zerotsm almost 13 years ago
Isn’t there anyone else in the class he could call?
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I think an F is loooking pretty good right now. Maybe next time you’ll learn to be more careful with your homework assignments.
xanny28 almost 13 years ago
I missed the malodorous sound of your voice
rentier almost 13 years ago
I’m back again, did you miss me, didn’t you?
GalleyOar almost 13 years ago
Get a grip Calvin. The same technique will be used the rest of your life. You want what…. first you have to ….
Stormy Weathers almost 13 years ago
Women love the bad boys Calvin. She has a crush on you.
jslabotnik almost 13 years ago
Quite a dilemma
rshive almost 13 years ago
Of course it’s blackmail. Susie’s ahead of Calvin on the learning curve.
kab2rb almost 13 years ago
Calvin just read the book, this way more prepared and less anguish over Susie.
Makso almost 13 years ago
Calvin, don’t let her do that to you. Call the teacher and tell her that Susie told you she missed the teacher’s melodious voice. And then ask about the homework assignment.
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
Susie expects Calvin to succumb to her bribery.“Wake Up, Little Susie!”Then again, maybe he might yield, after all.
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
At least Calvin doesn’t have to say, “Susie, Darling” – Robin Luke
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
“Susie, the sound of your voice is music to my ears.”See, that wasn’t so hard, was it?
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
I hope Dogsniff got (his infected tooth) ‘fixed’ or extracted. He won’t be so sensitive, anymore. :o)Is he smiling?
Number Three almost 13 years ago
LOL LOL, SO funny!
xxx
WW2 Marine Veteran almost 13 years ago
Susie know how to get back at Calvin. lol!!!
rentier almost 13 years ago
I’m back and no one recognizes it! Why don’t you jump and sing and clapp your hands and make a jubilee!!!
gabrielh81 almost 13 years ago
Actually this is technically exhortion
coffeeturtle almost 13 years ago
Hehehe! :-D
cond almost 13 years ago
someones got a crush on someone!
cond almost 13 years ago
how bout he calls ms. godfrey
khpage almost 13 years ago
Politics as usual with Suzie….
Mitchtheone almost 13 years ago
Go Suzie.. LOL
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Calvin is gonna need a calcium channel blocker by the age of 30 if he doesn’t mellow out.
Silverbear07 almost 13 years ago
We all know Calvin really “likes” Suzie!
Phapada almost 13 years ago
hahaa haaa…..maybe be like too….
mbwrinkle almost 13 years ago
He calls Susie because subconsciously he really likes her.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Suzie has the home-work advantage!
wroady almost 13 years ago
And thus Calvin begins to learn some of life’s cold cruel lessons
Thomas Linquist almost 13 years ago
You just know she’s gonna get that first kiss the same way. Why she’d want it is anyone’s guess.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 13 years ago
@Dogsniff: During your trip to Florida, we were really hoping that each day you would drive all day and post jokes all night.
allen_yu almost 13 years ago
Ahhhh! Denial is one of the signs of true love, Calvin… You might as well get over it now since Susie will get what she wants in the end and that’s you!
Puddleglum2 almost 13 years ago
@Dogsniff,“Fascination” – Jane MorganMaybe it’s your sense of ‘fumer’!Actually, I appreciate and enjoy your ingenuous, ingenious humor, except when it seems disingenuous or vulgar.There, I had a field day with you fielding your question!You’re a funny guy! Carry on!
zeecue almost 13 years ago
what he needs is one a them cartoony guns….
I like garfield and calvin and hobbes almost 13 years ago
THIS IS BLACKMAIL GOD D***IT!!!