Ralph: Sweet! I found a gingerbread cookie under the couch!
Norman: You can't eat that! It's been on the floor too long!
Ralph: Only since December!
Norman: Most households have a three-second rule. We have a three-week rule!
How on earth do you think you’d get tetanus from eating a cookie from teh floor? boggle No way it would still be there unless it was too far back for the dog to reach!
michael100 almost 13 years ago
I guess ralph doesn’t have a brain.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
This would never happen. They have a weiner dog.
kbyrdleroy123 almost 13 years ago
That 3 second rule has been debunked as a myth. What’s on the floor is trash.
byamrcn almost 13 years ago
Three-second rule…or five? I’ve only ever heard of the five-second rule.
Jeff0811 almost 13 years ago
30 minutes later they find out why his name is “ralph”.
bossyheifer almost 13 years ago
How on earth do you think you’d get tetanus from eating a cookie from teh floor? boggle No way it would still be there unless it was too far back for the dog to reach!
comedynut almost 13 years ago
if it were fruit cake Ralph would not have to worry, they stay fresh forever!!!!!
Traceydane almost 13 years ago
Where’s WALLY???
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Nothing to worry about – not TOO many flies on it.