Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 18, 2012

Tarzan, you are about to meet some genuine knuckle draggers.

The Lord Of The Jungle will have to show his strength to some of these Oparians to earn their respect.

I have never understood why La doesn’t look like the rest of the citizens of Opar.

all females look “cute” while the men look like apes?

And just who build Opar then? Not these guys.

Opar is located deep in the jungles of Africa. Portrayed as a lost colony of Atlantis in which incredible riches have been stockpiled down through the ages, the city’s population exhibits extreme sexual dimorphism caused by a combination of excessive inbreeding, cross-breeding with apes, and selective culling of offspring. Consequently, female Oparians appear perfectly human, while male Oparians are apelike brutes.

Thank you all for your input – proving, by its own standards, that these guys didn’t build Opar. :))

(and Wiselad): The problem, of course, is that this policy wouldn’t have the alleged effect.