Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 01, 2012

I sat next to Johnny Dango the hyena back in Mrs. Van Buskirk’s class at PS 182.

So… what’s going to stop him from deceiving others and doing this all over again?

@Alain HarperThe jungle drums will beat a loud and clear message about what a drag Krona is and not to loan him your car keys or buy him a tuna sandwich even.

Or they can send ME [my eponymous fictional counterpart] after him. The Big K. won’t last past sundown.

Hey, don’t hold back, Tarzan. Tell us how you really feel.

I have a feeling Krona’s going to be in a fix all alone in the jungle. Did he remember to bring along a rifle, at least?

Who is Dango the Hyena?

Tarz, you’re being pretty hard on ’ol Dango.

Come on Jungle Rumble Katman—we need some action here!

Maybe a Dango ate your baby.

Dango the Hyena is ape-speak, like Tantor the Elephant. I don’t think there’s a word for Snuffleupagus, though.

Dango is Tarzan’s ape-speak for “hyena” PatyAnn.Tarzan wil “take special care” of Krona 1963 who will probably run back to Opar to terrorize Jane and La because the knuckle-draggers will be afraid of him with his Nambu pistol!B’wana I am off to my favorite “vacation resort” for the day; the one with pretty nurses and clean white sheets! :(= Um..gowa.

The situation sn’t ver yet; now Tarzan has to rescue Jane from La!!

I’m betting on Krona in the quicksand