Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 02, 2012

They should turn up the heat on him.

Well… speaking for the jury, I think we need to take a closer look before we ….um…. I mean…. … just give us the bare facts.(cough)

I mean… it might be har… no, more difficult than you think..

Is it …uh…. is it warm in here?

Will the defendant please show the jury Exhibit A?

Public Nudity is illegal somewhere?

Wait till you see his micro thong.

Wouldn’t be an issue in San Francisco if he had his towel.

He is after all a stand up citizen.

He’ll probably get a stiff sentence.

Hard case.

It’s time to flesh out the details.

He’s in the bare necessities! :-0

We are all nude under our clothes.

Here’s the evidence:

Naked Guy at Airport

If he goes to jail, he’ll find out right away why they call that place “the pokey.”