When my grandfather was in the nursing home, he said he loved breakfast the best – he liked to look around the tables and see who didn’t make it through the night.
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The indispensible source for information on funeral lunches, too!
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Did you check your Dr. Appointments? If you have a late day appointment, you never know when you’ll get out of there.
cdward almost 13 years ago
When my grandfather was in the nursing home, he said he loved breakfast the best – he liked to look around the tables and see who didn’t make it through the night.
PShaw0423 almost 13 years ago
That was one of George Burns’ one-liners. :)
bmonk almost 13 years ago
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
TheAuldWan almost 13 years ago
As an upper octagenarian I find this based on some truth
iced tea almost 13 years ago
I feel bad for elderly people checking the obituaries for these reasons.
darkhumorman almost 13 years ago
That’s funny I get up everyday looking for your name there too.