B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 11, 2012

Delta-dental is crying.

Lookout, here comes Jaws.

You go GROG!

Wow, what size toothbrush do you use when you brush, GROG?

We could have used Grog last year for sure…not so much this year.

Dos broads ain’t dressed for winter.

They don’t make whitening strips to fit those chompers.

Grog must like to eat snow rather than bones…

lemonade-snow, grog?

You can’t throw this GROG! a bone & get away with it. There better be a pig attached to it.

Wait…isn’t this sort of…how the unfairer sex get us guys to do most things? offer food? etc?

Now I have to find my novelty windup chattering teeth..

Just where did I put them?

Watch out!! He’s gotta unload that melted snow somewhere.

Or more to the point, what is he informally known as?

Grog reminds me of Animal of Muppet fame. He’s cool!

Grog good. Good Grog. Grog want more?