Pickles by Brian Crane for January 09, 2012

Wonder when it was the last time Earl played “Showand Tell” with Opal?

Earl are you ever going to grow up?

I never played show & tell in school.

We never had show and tell – we had to do book reports and science reports!!

Can I borrow it? This herpes blister on my lip is really buggin me.

I remember in high school, my Soc/ Gov. teacher brought in a 30-06 hunting rifle. That was in 1967.

Watch it Earl… He might want to kiss you.

had me a girl that liked show and tell. from 8th grade (that was in 1967,too) until we graduated HS.

I do not think my son did show-in-tell in Big K. We never had much for him to tell about.

Apparently you can use Chap-Stick to repair a CD.

LOL LOL!

xxx

I once took a 4 wk old baby to school for the first grader son’s show and tell. You would be amazed at how many kids had never seen one that young before. Comments like “Look, he yawned just like a real person” made the day.

(Old Richard Pryor joke)..Little Johnny brought in

daddy’s Purple Heart for show and tell..Johnny said

“Daddy got this in Korea when he was shot in the A $ $.”

Teacher…horrified said “Don’t say that Johnny, say rectum.”

Little Johnny replied..“Rectum?..HeII, it almost killed him.”

@GROG the ventriloquist Willie Tyler(and Lester)

did a risque version of it also in the mid 1970’s..hilarious!

i liked show and tell in school………..always had something to bring :)

we didn’t have show and tell in my small town school in the late eighties early nineties