Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2012

No way,Larry, uh-uh.

If the man agrees, there’s 5,999,999,999 more people to go. Good luck, Larry. You’re going to need it.

and he has to learn many other languages

I was wondering who that was ringing my doorbell this afternoon

sorry, larry. it’s aready on my computer and i’m using it as a wallpaper.

nice bowtie

boy if my wife ever found out i badonkadonked with anybody but her i’d be the one ‘deleted’!

Larry, when you come to my house bring beer. I’m easily bribed.

“There’s a picture of WHAT on the Internet? Cool! I’ll have to find it now.”

7 billion is correct, if you are referring to the total population. Luckily for Larry, they don’t ALL have access to a computer.

Pastis has just insured himself plenty of continuity for PBS. It should take Larry several generations to complete this one little deletion….

Getting Kim Jong Un to delete it from his computer might be a bit of a challenge.

Much easier simply to go on TV and deny ever saying it.

You can say it was photo-shopped by your detractors Larry. Deny it ever happened!.. photo-shop the “real/fake” version.. :)

hold on someone’s at the door

How come Larry’s wife speaks English normally?

Can’t he just claim it’s a PhotoShopped fake, like every other celebrity with an embarrassing photo on the web does?

by the time he talks to 6B people. there’ll be 7B.

Keel da Internet !

Larry make beeg meestake…he shuda teld Patty, dat no heem dat do badonkadonk wid Zeeba neighba….dat Burt.

Actually, if the man agrees, there’s 5,999,999,994 people left. Danny Donkey pushed 5 off Mt. Everest in a previous strip.

Larry, jest knock on Al Gore’s door first, he created it; he can tweak it . never happened. . . . ☻

I would NEVER delete it.

Only Larry would be stupid enough…

“The Badonkadonk Rub Heard Round the World” sounds like part of a rap song.

Pastis, it’s 7 billion now. 7 billion

A little enticement from LGD will move this right along.

Maybe he can save time and rent one of those airpline pilots who write messages in the sky…PLEASE DELETE MY VIDEO!!!!

He should ask Guard Duck to do the job for him. That guy would be much more effective at it.

I am actually starting to feel sorry for Larry.

Is she wearing dung on her head????

Great idea, Wife!

“Rubbing butts with a zebra”—now THERE’S a phrase I never thought I’d hear (in the comics or otherwise)..Of course, so is “badonkadonk”. I rest my case. :)

First time you hear her name, patty, sir.

Plus, now we have 7.8 bil.