Monty by Jim Meddick for January 24, 2012
Transcript:
Doc: There appears to be a drain in your electrical system, but I can't isolate the source... E.B.: I'll run a self-diagnostic check... I've got cancer of the schottky barrier diode... Monty: WHAT?! Doc: Don't worry. He always says that after a self-diagnostic. He's a notorious hypochondriac...
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
I sense a “blue screen” event has occurred.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
It’s the butt defogger, I tell you!
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Sometimes even hypochondriacs get sick! That said, I would not rely on E.B.’s self-diagnostic as the final word.
victornewman almost 13 years ago
Cancer comics…? Meddick, I’d like a word with you…
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Technically, you don’t need the “barrier” in the name. Unless the future invented a new and improved “Schottky Diode, now with extra barrier protection!”. Maybe like a padded bra, or something.
catqueen almost 13 years ago
His energy drain is going to caused by his affair with the vacuum cleaner.
thegoonshow5 almost 13 years ago
Stop beating around the bush, just bring back Robotman!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
It’s a rusty Johnson Rod. The vacuum in the closet can fix it though.
dzsebehazy almost 13 years ago
Worst virus I ever had on my computer was Norton Antivirus. ;-)
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Shouldn’t his self-diagnosing be done in private?