Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 15, 2012

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Wouldn’t he have been invading Colombia, then?

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    The withdrawals from caffeine are brutal!

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    Hillbillyman  almost 13 years ago

    I drink 1&1/2 cup coffee a day. I drink it for taste as I am retired and need no boost in the AM. I just love good coffee.Yea I can live without it..

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    You’d think one of his servants would have a presh pot ready & waiting for him when he woke up. Besides, there are some countries you just don’t want to mess with.

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    tripwire45  almost 13 years ago

    That’s pretty much how it works with me, too.

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    Phosphoros  almost 13 years ago

    Such switch in announcements happened in Orwell’s “1984”, even mid-sentence! Big Brother is impetuous!

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    walruscarver2000  almost 13 years ago

    Doesn’t necessarily follow. We have invanded distant lands, Iraq being only the most recent example.

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    thetraveller4  almost 13 years ago

    Winter is NOT a good time to invade Canada…just ask Hitler about winter…(Russian and canadian winters are very similar)

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    rshive  almost 13 years ago

    The way the sentry is sleeping, you’d think there weren’t any Huns within a thousand miles.

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    Stimulants always drive society’s achievements. Some remember when amphetamines were legal in America as the ‘go-go’ years…you know, a man on the moon, all of the inventions we take for granted? It might be time for a new stimulant in America, something between coffee and that Peruvian marching powder…and legal and not bad for your health…America’s economy would be out of the doldrums in a year…

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    Chepi89  almost 13 years ago

    Quitting smoking after 12 yrs was easy compared to trying to get off the caffeine. I comsole myself in my failure to quit coffee with ‘I can quit any time I want. I just don’t want to!’ Nyah!

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    Rakkav  almost 13 years ago

    Not sure what you’re asking, but the coffee plant is native to Ethiopia. The legend of its discovery is that two of a goat herder’s charges found a bush with ripe beans (fruit, really) and started eating them… with noticeably very frisky results.

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    Hunter7  almost 13 years ago

    You’re right. British Columbia doesn’t have the climate for coffee. The province has another cash crop. .The King doesn’t want to invade Canada. Its all snow & ice and ice & snow in Canada. There’s polar bears and beavers that invade tents and stuff like that.

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    tuslog64  almost 13 years ago

    My sister lives in Canada (BC and then Alberta) and have expenienced some rather hot days when visiting. She always said that it can get to -40, but you don’t notice it since it’s a dry cold. My dad paid a visit once and it got to -30F.(He said he noticed it!)

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