CONTRACTMeaning: Squeeze or press togetherSynonyms: constrict; compress; contract; compact; press; squeezeContext examples: she compressed her lips / the spasm contracted the muscle
I will not trust any of my sphincters to a bouffant-crowned, safety-masked refugee from the early 1960’s! I’d rather sit on a slitted sheet and monitor my heartbeat….
On the man with doll blog post: I did a Google search on ‘Fargart & Fils’ to see if it would come up with anything. and the suggestion Google made for what it thought I was really looking for was hilarious. Fart and Files indeed.Maybe the man needed shoes for the doll, he was in front of a shoe store.
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margueritem almost 13 years ago
never count on your sphincter. It will let you down at the worst possible times.
6turtle9 almost 13 years ago
Is she contagious?
whaletail almost 13 years ago
CONTRACTMeaning: Squeeze or press togetherSynonyms: constrict; compress; contract; compact; press; squeezeContext examples: she compressed her lips / the spasm contracted the muscle
doc white almost 13 years ago
The crap you say.
Crumbucket almost 13 years ago
My contract with my sphincter didn’t hold up in court. It signed the contract with an asterisk.
J Short almost 13 years ago
Never going to get in the B-52s with your mouth like that.
revisages almost 13 years ago
is this a contract to restrain yourself?
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
I always lose count, I don’t understand contracts and sphincters frighten the crap out of me. So which is worse – incompetence or incontinence?
eric stott almost 13 years ago
“experience is a great teacher, but she submits one hell of a bill”
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
“I’ve gotta contract on you, " she said, suggestively touching his shirtfront. “May I?”
“Sure,” he said. “That sounds like fun…”
Zaristerex almost 13 years ago
She is obviously promoting counting your sphincters AFTER they contract.
The Old Wolf almost 13 years ago
Yes, it’s very hard to stay angry when you’re feeling like you need to puke.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Lessee here sphincter contraction. Sphinct’r isn’t any shorter. Sphnctr might work. How to you do it?
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Tee – Are you channeling Hedley Lamarr again? DBV
peachyanddanny almost 13 years ago
Don’t count your boobies until they’re hatched:
http://4brightminds.info/thurber/unicorn_garden.jpg
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
I will not trust any of my sphincters to a bouffant-crowned, safety-masked refugee from the early 1960’s! I’d rather sit on a slitted sheet and monitor my heartbeat….
LocoOwl almost 13 years ago
The commentors are so good here @FA we don’t even need a new strip anymore….
That is because we have reached that Froggy state of mind where we join Teresa in that mystical, whimsical FrogApplause Land in which she lives.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Everybody’s busy counting their boobies. Or sphincters. Or both.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
On the man with doll blog post: I did a Google search on ‘Fargart & Fils’ to see if it would come up with anything. and the suggestion Google made for what it thought I was really looking for was hilarious. Fart and Files indeed.Maybe the man needed shoes for the doll, he was in front of a shoe store.
hablano almost 13 years ago
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