Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 10, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    never count on your sphincter. It will let you down at the worst possible times.

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    6turtle9  almost 13 years ago

    Is she contagious?

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    whaletail  almost 13 years ago

    CONTRACTMeaning: Squeeze or press togetherSynonyms: constrict; compress; contract; compact; press; squeezeContext examples: she compressed her lips / the spasm contracted the muscle

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    doc white  almost 13 years ago

    The crap you say.

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    Crumbucket  almost 13 years ago

    My contract with my sphincter didn’t hold up in court. It signed the contract with an asterisk.

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    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    Never going to get in the B-52s with your mouth like that.

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    revisages  almost 13 years ago

    is this a contract to restrain yourself?

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    Superfrog  almost 13 years ago

    I always lose count, I don’t understand contracts and sphincters frighten the crap out of me. So which is worse – incompetence or incontinence?

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    eric stott  almost 13 years ago

    “experience is a great teacher, but she submits one hell of a bill”

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    “I’ve gotta contract on you, " she said, suggestively touching his shirtfront. “May I?”

    “Sure,” he said. “That sounds like fun…”

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    Zaristerex  almost 13 years ago

    She is obviously promoting counting your sphincters AFTER they contract.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 13 years ago

    Yes, it’s very hard to stay angry when you’re feeling like you need to puke.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Lessee here sphincter contraction. Sphinct’r isn’t any shorter. Sphnctr might work. How to you do it?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Tee – Are you channeling Hedley Lamarr again? DBV

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    peachyanddanny  almost 13 years ago

    Don’t count your boobies until they’re hatched:

    http://4brightminds.info/thurber/unicorn_garden.jpg

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    Sisyphos  almost 13 years ago

    I will not trust any of my sphincters to a bouffant-crowned, safety-masked refugee from the early 1960’s! I’d rather sit on a slitted sheet and monitor my heartbeat….

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    LocoOwl  almost 13 years ago

    The commentors are so good here @FA we don’t even need a new strip anymore….

    That is because we have reached that Froggy state of mind where we join Teresa in that mystical, whimsical FrogApplause Land in which she lives.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Everybody’s busy counting their boobies. Or sphincters. Or both.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    On the man with doll blog post: I did a Google search on ‘Fargart & Fils’ to see if it would come up with anything. and the suggestion Google made for what it thought I was really looking for was hilarious. Fart and Files indeed.Maybe the man needed shoes for the doll, he was in front of a shoe store.

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    hablano  almost 13 years ago

    *Frog Applause and Frog Blog do not discriminate on the basis of race, age, color, religion, national origin or ancestry, sex, gender, disability, veteran status, genetic information, rotifericity, sexual orientation, or gender identity or expression.

    I hate peanuts, does that count?

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