Oh, Gunther. If you are skulking in hallways, you are NOT ready for Knox. Walk the hallways with confidence and show Knox you have no fear! At least, pretend.
Agreed. Bullies are cowards with a support group or vastly superior physical strength like Dirk. Highly unlikely that Leslie Knox is brave enough to face Gunther on his own, unless it is a sneak attack from behind.
Too bad Quill isn’t around. He probably had boxing lessons and he could probably defuse it quickly…that’s what I like about being a Renaissance man…knowing how to fight.Too bad that now there’s the kids who learn to fight and the ones who learn to think…read, write, spell and figure…
Gunther is ready and willing to fight. I’m actually impressed. Of course he’s nervous but he’s still brave enough to face it. Lots of people would run,
What would be cool would be if all of Gunther’s friends would arrange a meeting with him and Leslie. Leslie would find out that Gunther actually has a pretty large support group.
Jughead did that to Reggie and drove him crazy in “Archies.” Reggie kept expecting pranks from Jughead and finally confronted him, asking to get it over with only to have Jughead tell him he already did- what he was doing was the prank. Loved it.
When a boy tried to pick on my little sister when she was in sixth grade, she told him that he moved like a pretty ballerina, and then he danced around like one so that he wouldn’t lose face in front of his friends.
FatTonyBalducci over 12 years ago
walkin’ on eggshells
barbarasbrute over 12 years ago
Poor kid’s going to give himself a heart attack.
ZacBSM over 12 years ago
Oh, Gunther. If you are skulking in hallways, you are NOT ready for Knox. Walk the hallways with confidence and show Knox you have no fear! At least, pretend.
chess18 over 12 years ago
Paranoia. Isn’t that the fatal flaw of many world leaders?
Harryfan over 12 years ago
Depends on how big of an army they have.
Orion-13 over 12 years ago
I dunno, judging by that stance, I’m thinking he’d do better to hide…LOL Or perhaps starting singing “VOGUE” and nail him while he’s laughing.
My_Deacon over 12 years ago
Since when is Gunther spelled with Gung-ho? (oh boy…)
kher over 12 years ago
Fatal flaw of world leaders is either they have paranoia or delusions of grandeur / invincibility.
Vilyehm over 12 years ago
Yup. The shirt is now red. Third change of the day.
His mom must live for laundry day.
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Agreed. Bullies are cowards with a support group or vastly superior physical strength like Dirk. Highly unlikely that Leslie Knox is brave enough to face Gunther on his own, unless it is a sneak attack from behind.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Whatever else that is, Gunther, that is not a Krav Maga move.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Gunther is obviously worried. Fear is the Beast that devours. Face fate unflinchingly, Gunther!
Tinyman over 12 years ago
I would just say have a bigger friend with you thats all.
Mighty_Mouse over 12 years ago
“Only the paranoid survive.”- Andy Groves, President and CEO of Intel Corporation
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Oh, LOOK.
Gunther is Now SCARED of His OWN Shadow!
Well, that DAMNED “Cro-Mag” Book (Or whatever the Hell its called) was a Biiiiiiiiiiiig help.
Hey Gunther, I’ve got an idea. When You run into Needle Nose again, Look Him FIRMLY in the eye and say something inflamatory like, say:
“Hey, Less-Lilly! I’m gonna come over to Your house and VISIT Your Mom WHEN she gets out of Prison!”
Oh, He’ll probably then KILL you, but you’ll DIE a MEMORABLE, HEROIC, DEATH….,
ewalnut over 12 years ago
That sack of books is going to throw his balance off.
tedunn5453 over 12 years ago
Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you…
luvmone over 12 years ago
you watch- gunther will go through hell then find out knox has been suspended expelled or transferred
Chuck373 over 12 years ago
Gunther doesn’t have to worry about Leslie sneaking up on him. Wouldn’t be much of a victory if he attacked him from behind.
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
No, no; while Gunth may be short on confidence, he’s got the fight-or-flight instinct down pat – and it looks like he’s going with “fight”!
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Lee-Anne Griffin: Paranoia doesn’t keep you from having enemies any more than hypochondria keeps you from being sick.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Too bad Quill isn’t around. He probably had boxing lessons and he could probably defuse it quickly…that’s what I like about being a Renaissance man…knowing how to fight.Too bad that now there’s the kids who learn to fight and the ones who learn to think…read, write, spell and figure…
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
And yet another uninspired episode of revenge of the nerds!!!!
reedkomicks Premium Member over 12 years ago
So, this must be 3 days after the first encounter judging by the color of both Gunther and Knutes shirts. No wonder the tension is building.
TheDOCTOR over 12 years ago
When I see Gunther ‘air chopping’ I am reminded of Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers).
Only a sinner saved by grace over 12 years ago
I’m thinkin’ that backpack can’t be good for his center of balance.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Gunther: Fists of Fury.
cjswan232482 over 12 years ago
Gunther is ready and willing to fight. I’m actually impressed. Of course he’s nervous but he’s still brave enough to face it. Lots of people would run,
Harryfan over 12 years ago
What would be cool would be if all of Gunther’s friends would arrange a meeting with him and Leslie. Leslie would find out that Gunther actually has a pretty large support group.
Rinzler over 12 years ago
Looks like this is a rip-off of that 80’s movie, Three O’Clock High.
ZacBSM over 12 years ago
Jughead did that to Reggie and drove him crazy in “Archies.” Reggie kept expecting pranks from Jughead and finally confronted him, asking to get it over with only to have Jughead tell him he already did- what he was doing was the prank. Loved it.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
wide open for a kick to the solar system, er… plexis.
Rick Smith Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hope he didn’t learn that from the Krav book. THAT is not in there.
Airman over 12 years ago
Looks like Gunther is auditioning for Dancing With the Stars. He should, they’ve never had a cartoon character. (Except Kirstie Alley, maybe)
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
When a boy tried to pick on my little sister when she was in sixth grade, she told him that he moved like a pretty ballerina, and then he danced around like one so that he wouldn’t lose face in front of his friends.
evergrey over 12 years ago
Sweep the leg! Sweep the leg!