Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 24, 2012

It’s the bottom line that counts.

Maybe it’ll bottom out in the end.

Not in “skinny jeans”.It’s frightening.

Should have gone with the Mom jeans, Roz.

then why spend your bottom dollar on them in the first place?

Quick, avert your eyes. Its easier these days.

I wish there were more women like her with good taste and common sense.

Are her puns too big?

When jeans makers hire sail makers, do they make “relaxed fit”?

Roz was quite clear, there was no butt about it!

Have you heard they just named a new fly in honor of Beyonce? It’s got a golden butt! And I’m not kidding!

I think jeans aren’t in her genes, butt, that’s only my opinion.

Ugh.