Snake: Honey, does this hamster make my butt look big?
Careful how you answer, Bud – or you’ll be hisstory….
Yes it does. Now if she was a black widow spider, he would need to be very careful.
Yes, but you’ll soon be rid of the problem…
She’s got a lot of other junk in her trunk.
“Awww, sweetie, it’s a hell of a lot better than those discs their wearing on Venus.”
Did she have to eat the whole thing? Oh, wait….I guess she did. Can’t leave half to take home in a doggie bag! Poor snakes. They have it rough.
While it was going down it briefly made her bust look bigger
There is no winning answer to this question. Slither away or change the subject.
“You always look fantassstic to me”
Careful how you answer. She might throw a “hissssy” fit!
“Well, it sure didn’t look big before.”
hisstreical
Don’t even answer that at all. It’s a trap.
I always tell my wife that clothes can’t make you look fat. So far she hasn’t caught on.
lol, snake butts?
September 06, 2014
knarfus almost 13 years ago
Careful how you answer, Bud – or you’ll be hisstory….
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
Yes it does. Now if she was a black widow spider, he would need to be very careful.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Yes, but you’ll soon be rid of the problem…
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
She’s got a lot of other junk in her trunk.
orificial almost 13 years ago
“Awww, sweetie, it’s a hell of a lot better than those discs their wearing on Venus.”
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Did she have to eat the whole thing? Oh, wait….I guess she did. Can’t leave half to take home in a doggie bag! Poor snakes. They have it rough.
tirnaaisling almost 13 years ago
While it was going down it briefly made her bust look bigger
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
There is no winning answer to this question. Slither away or change the subject.
gobblingup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“You always look fantassstic to me”
ke4jhj almost 13 years ago
Careful how you answer. She might throw a “hissssy” fit!
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
“Well, it sure didn’t look big before.”
lancemay almost 13 years ago
hisstreical
bobpeters61 almost 13 years ago
Don’t even answer that at all. It’s a trap.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
I always tell my wife that clothes can’t make you look fat. So far she hasn’t caught on.
tegm almost 13 years ago
lol, snake butts?