Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 10, 2005
Transcript:
"Daddy, when I'm a teenager, can I get a belly button ring?" "I doubt it." "Dad, would you ever let me go to an 'R' rated movie with some of my friends?" "I doubt it." "Dad, can I get a crossbow for my birthday?" "I doubt it." "I like to give my kids the benefit of the doubt!"