Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 04, 2008
Transcript:
"Good evening, and welcome to the polecat lodge spelling bee!" "I'm your host Ralph Drabble. I am joined by my fellow lodge members, Moose Malone and no-neck!" "Moose, introduce our first contestant!" "I can't read the name!" "Why don't you wear glasses?" "I'd look silly in glasses!"