Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 15, 2009
Transcript:
June says, "Ralph, you said that we both have annoying habits that drive each other crazy?" June says, "What annoying habits do I have??" Ralph says, "Honeybunch, I misspoke. You have no annoying habits at all! Everything you do is delightful and charming!" Scratch scratch June says, "One of your annoying habits is that you always scratch your ear when you're lying!" Ralph says, "Dang."