Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 22, 2009
Transcript:
Norman says, "Hi, dad! It's me, Norm! I've got a little problem?" Ralph says, "What?" Norman says, "I tried to stop a thief today. Long story short, I'm now locked in the trunk of his getaway car!" Ralph says, "Remain calm, son. This sort of thing happens to mall cops all the time..." Ralph says, "Which is why everyone in Hollywood wants to make a mall cop movie!! It all started with me, dang it!!" Norman says, "Sorry if I called at a bad time, dad!"