Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 29, 2011

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Ralph: The key to a successful round of golf is to select the right ball. Golf ball: No! Don't pick me! I don't want to end up at the bottom of a lake!! Ralph: Aw, don't be such a scaredy-cat! I think I'll use my 2-wood! Club: No! Use the driver instead! Club: You're going to shank it, blame me, and then wrap me around a tree trunk! Ralph: Pipe down, you stupid club! I'm trying to concentrate! Club: Please use the driver! Golf ball: I can't swim! Ralph: All right, listen you guys... Norman: This could be a bad omen! Dad doesn't usually start arguing with his equipment until the back nine!