Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 27, 2012
January 26, 2012
January 28, 2012
Transcript:
Joe: So anyway, Danae says it's the Chinese New Year, which is the year of the dragon, and... Captain Eddie: Gasp! The yeaw of the dragon already? I've gotta get to Borneo, or you-know-what will happen! Flo: Oh, deah... no need to explain, Eddie! Go! Go!! Joe: So what do you know would happen? Flo: A migraine caused by listenin' to his explanation.
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
0 to 60 in 3.6 seconds. Cat and all.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Wait for me.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
@tail wind, with cat claws dug in his shoulder, I’m surprised that Eddie wasn’t clocked under 3.0 seconds.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Maybe it means his ex is coming to town (wait, isn’t Flo his ex or ex-ish?) Gotta stick around to see how this one plays out.
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
Time for Eddies once every 12 year UFO full body scan. They also have probes that would be the envy of any proctologist.
hawgowar almost 13 years ago
But, but…Cap’n Eddie’s stories are the best thing going.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
But I have a hard time dragon myself out of bed every year!
Ida No almost 13 years ago
I don’t know which one is funnier – Flo or Eddie. (I wonder if Flo’s menu includes Turtle soup, or chocolate Turtles, Etc.)
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
Go with the Flo.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Let the adventure begin.
unnormal almost 13 years ago
“Chief Running Tab.”
LOVE it !!!
finkd almost 13 years ago
Would that make his cat Little Brave Running Tabby ?
yldonaldson almost 13 years ago
Aw man – I want to know what’s going to happen!
freewaydog almost 13 years ago
I meant to ask, how could Flo be related to Danae’s father & uncle, and not Captain Eddie, when Flo’s drawl is identical to Eddie’s & Danae’s dad & his brother do not have a drawl?
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
Given the cup went up a foot against gravity and the door is 10 feet away, I estimate he was going over 68 mph by the time he hit the door.
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
yes, eddie, and it’ll drag=on and on until the politicos quit dorking up the media.
THURMTIM almost 13 years ago
Never shake hands with a proctologist. And you felt uncomfortable when your GP said to say “ahhhh”…
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Trusted Mechanic:: I though it was spelled with $$ not @@.
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
I just fell off my perch laughing. It will all work out in the end.
Droptma Styx almost 13 years ago
Does Flo ever put that coffeepot down?
treered almost 13 years ago
highwaydog, the drawl may be more nurture than nature… :)
kpduty almost 13 years ago
If a cup of coffee falls in a comic strip and nobody sees it land does it make a splash?
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ayuh!(Years ago I used to live not far from a Penobscot tribe.)
Varnes almost 13 years ago
kpduty, if a cartoonist draws a puff of smoke (under the cup), can we assume it’s a fart and that’s how he got out the door so fast?
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
I thought the spin on the coffee cup and the updraft caused by the human (Eddie) exiting at 68 mph (stage left) would an inertia dampening field immediately under the coffee cup. Thus making it appear to be floating,or defying gravity for several seconds. But only if said cup of coffee was 3/4 full and the coffee temperature is at ’just poured & just cooled"