Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 19, 2005
June 18, 2005
June 20, 2005
Transcript:
World's #1 Dad "Hey! Let's get this shirt for dad for father's day!" ""World's number one dad"? Isn't that kind of unrealistic?" "Why?" "Well, think about it..." "There are omre than 6 billion people in the world, so there must be at least a couple of billion dads!" "Dad couldn't possibly be the world's number one dad! And he warned us never to exaggerate!" "If he's not number one, where does he rank?" "Well, it's safe to say he's in the top billion..." World's # 347,892,671 Dad "Happy Father's Day!" "Thanks for the ringing endorsement, kids." "It's a good think you wear an "XXL"!"
