Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 30, 2005
Transcript:
"Why do they call autumn 'fall'?" "Because that's when all the leaves fall!" "Snow falls in the winter! They don't call winter 'fall'!" "Rain falls in the spring! They don't call spring 'fall'!" "Government holidays fall on Monday, but they don't call Monday 'fall' day!" "Well, they don't!" "As I was saying..."