Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 12, 2006
Transcript:
"Norman, your zipper is down." "My 'zipper is down'? Hmm..." "Now, what in the world is that supposed to mean?!" "If you told me I looked 'down in the mouth', that would mean I appeared depressed." "But what does the 'zipper' mean? Let me think..." "A zipper is something that fastens together..." "So, if you refer to a 'zipper' as being 'down'...Gosh, this is a tough one..." "Well, why didn't you just say so??!"