Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 04, 2007
Transcript:
"Hi, Penny! Wanna bake cookies or something?" "Sure, Kendall! Come on in!" "Wow! You have a pet duck??!" "Yes, but don't tell my dad. He hates ducks!" "He thinks that Bob is a rare South American parrot that takes on the characteristics of a duck for survival in the jungle." "That's weird!" "What does he think your cat is?" "A pain in the neck!" "Scram! You're getting cat hair all over my pizza!"