Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 25, 2012

And like all the anglers in this green and pleasant land he’ll leave the empties right there :(

I don’t know about the U.K. But you just don’t see that kind of thing here in America.Who, in their right mind, only takes one six-pack fishing?The first rule of fishing is to always fill a large cooler with ice cold beer.The second rule of fishing is to sit on the cooler to guard your beer.

Drinking beer while fishing is a requirement, it levels the playing field.

I’ve had the odd, very odd patient who went fishing loaded with beer. They eventually stood swaying on the riverbank before falling face first into the river. Same thing with bonfires on November 5th. Still, Andy can take it.

No drunks on my boat- I’m there to FISH, not get plastered.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend the day in a boat drinking beer.

Man never really owns beer, he only rents it for a bit.

Andy must have had a 7-pack. Is that also common in the UK?Another perk!

How many years does it take to get sirrosis of the liver?

A day without beer is like… a day without beer.

With all that drinking where does he go to RR.

That happened to me yesterday!

Fishing and boating… Hic-Hic-Hic.

Awwwwwww. Never mind Andy!

Stop in the pub on your way back. You must be exhausted from sitting there for ages.

LOL xxx

Andy should have a cell phone so he can call Flo to bring him some more.

Only 7 beers Andy? Don’t you feel well today?

Stop by the Fishmonger on the way home, and have him toss you a couple of nice big ones! So you can tell the truth when you say you caught ’em!