Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2012
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January 30, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Look at this guy wearing sunglasses indoors. Goat: What's wrong with that? Rat: He's a tool. Just wants to show us how awesome he is. Makes me want to hit him in the head. Goat: Shhhh, he'll hear you. Rat: Good. Let him hear this...light in here to bright for you. Superstar? Man: D'you say something pal? Rat: Yeah, I said something. I said take this, Mr. Too-cool-for-the-room. *KONK* Pig: He fell on a guide dog. Rat: Now what's a guide dog doing there? Goat: Check, please.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
No, just dumb.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Score one for the rat.
Bugsygirl almost 13 years ago
One blind mouse lol!
Templo S.U.D. almost 13 years ago
Rat must be deaf too; he never listens to reason.
zero almost 13 years ago
I used to wear sunglasses indoors. Because I was hiding something. What? that my eyes were ultra sensitive to any kind of direct lighting. People never believe stuff like that until they have it too. Empathy gene lacking in most.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Love the last panel: clueless Pig, irritated Rat, and Goat embarrassed to be in their company. That really sums it all up.
jeff_e almost 13 years ago
Steph’s had some zingers recently. This is a good one.
bahramthered almost 13 years ago
Is rat gonna hit me for wearing sun glasses while I wait for my photogrey lenses to clear?
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
I saw this one comimg..and it’s still funny. What a go Stephan.
doublepaw almost 13 years ago
Si.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Proginoskes — Beviek isn’t spamming!
She doesn’t write Frog Applause…she’s trying to tell everyone that one of our fellow posters is having a guest appearance there today…
And I guess she wants it to be a surprise, so I won’t give it away either, though I think more people might look if they knew….
What do you think, 6?You’ve shown remarkable restraint!
Meanwhile, most of us know Beviek…. she’s a friend and a huge comics fan, and we know she wouldn’t spam us.
So take a look at FA, those who haven’t.
finale almost 13 years ago
Maybe the dude’s “popped collar” pushed Rat over the edge on this.
pfantom58 almost 13 years ago
I would expect Rat to wear sunglasses everywhere
corzak almost 13 years ago
Seriously . . . not ‘gettin political’ here . . . but Bush Jr. did a very similar thing as Rat . . . with a blind reporter!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRidam_UwTQ
finale almost 13 years ago
Today’s “Barney and Clyde” has labeled RAT a “cranky malcontent”! Isn’t profiling illegal?
A_NY_Outlaw almost 13 years ago
wow- alot of people taking headshots lately. At least it beats a kick in the oompa-loompas.
calvinnatefrazz almost 13 years ago
Guide DUCK, Rat.
LewDawgSC almost 13 years ago
That goodness Rat didnt see the lady with the hearing aids and tell her to get off her bluetooth!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number Three almost 13 years ago
That Rat sure is a RAT!
I always feel sorry for the Goat.
xxx
Yammo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ouch…
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
This is a good one. Pastis is back.
hoopsyoyopid almost 13 years ago
Lol :) gotta liv rat! I wonder if Stephan pastis checks this everyday? I hope he does!
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
Whoa. Neither Blind Bob or I saw this coming.
hoopsyoyopid almost 13 years ago
Lol…
Goat.Sun almost 13 years ago
Rat is my ex girlfriend
fire_and_flames over 12 years ago
funny rat
TURTLEDUDE about 5 years ago
HOLY SMOKES! RAT JUST ATTACKED A BLIND PERSON! TOO FAR, EVEN FOR HIM!
Spirit749 almost 4 years ago
HE’S BLIND YOU INSENSITIVE LOUSY MANGY BUNCH OF FUR!
Boxo croco says happy derby over 3 years ago
He definitely got emails about this
the muppets. over 1 year ago
Poor guy. (the dog)