Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 17, 2012

hahahaha :D

atta boy Calvin…

Watch Calvin start his progression of getting grounded.

What an encouraging horoscope. With this horoscope nothing evel will happen to you, Calvin!

Watch her disregard your views in an even more confident manner.

Don’t bank on it Calvin!!

And Mom will turnabout Calvin straight into his room!

Today mom would find herself slapped with a law suit for not respecting others religious views ;)

’Horrorscope hastens; homework hovers!

Well I don’t care what the lunar cycle says, but I’ll confidently assert that Mom’s views will trump Calvin’s

@Alain Harper,“…in the USSR, what’s printed in The Truth isn’t news, and what’s printed in The News isn’t truth

Good luck, Calvin!

Yeah Calvin, lots of luck with that!

Calvin is about to learn how horoscope is a bunch of horse pocky

I wonder if Calvin and mom are the same starsign. In which case, the elder planet has the ascendancy!

I have cartoon ADD and usually skip toons with lots of words (all praise to the single panel!) but Calvin & Hobbes is always worth the effort!

Go for it Calvin! What have you got to lose? Snerk, snicker, snort!

…I think Calvin is about to see stars, all right…

Good luck with that Calvin!

I can’t imagine having to put up with a child like Calvin!

Poor Mom . . . Dad seem’s to have it under control.

Best of Luck Calvin.

LOL xxx

Calvin are you sure you read that right ?Because if you read that wrong ,or its fiction ,you could be in for a nasty storm.Thats not a weather forecast.

hahahaha, I want to see how his assertiveness goes down the drain against mom’s Mercurial enforcement, lol

I have a suspicion that Calvin’s unwavering belief in astrology is mere moments away from wavering…

Calvin read the horoscope for the wrong day. It was a printing error on the part of the paper, so his bravado will go down like a bowling ball out of a three story window. His mother will be in the acension something fierce….

when Calvin’s Mom is done with him, I think he’ll know what it means to have his “assert.”

The moon was in a state of limburger, Mom’s cheesed off.

Those things aren’t meant to be taken literally!

And when mom asserts her views in a “confident manner” . . . you’ll be right back upstairs doing your homework like you should have been doing to begin with!

;-)

I miss Hobbes the commenter. I know he/she is taking a break of several months from GoComics commenting, but I look forward to his/her return.

Might work on Suzie but not your mom

See Mom Wheels Spun…So did Calvin Run!

Somebody call Child Protective Services!

its 12:06 already update!!

Thanks, @rcviper and @rabbitrose. I’ve missed you too. I’ll be back on a part-time basis, beginning Sunday. Too many commitments. Right now I’m catching up on the Calvin and Hobbes comments that I missed. It’s great to see so many new names. By the way, I’m a “he,” as in “he-he-he.”

No presents for Calvin! Hes on the Naughty list!