Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 23, 2012

if this goes on every day ..

Hide, Calvin, hide!!

_’

Hehehe…

Dad needs a little getaway spot…

This is just TOO funny!!!

To hold his glasses up, duh.

HA! Made u LQQK :)

Will they pack him in a carton and send him to school by post? Don’t forget the air holes.

so why hate Susie ?

hahahha… so funny boy

It looks like Comics missed the actual horoscope strip though where Hobbes tells him he’s going to get smooches.

come on Calvin, give Susie a big kiss…you might like it!

I’m with dad here.

so much to miss a kiss.:)

Probably your mariage…and the alimony that goes with it.

This storyline is continued from Saturday; Hobbes gave him the dire news then.

Most Dads ’ave ’em.

This kid needs medicated!

I’m with dad on this one!

“I’ll Take Romance”

Mom will do anything to send Calvin to school. She probably dreads the weekend.

So true,

@Susan Newman; " to calmly sit Calvin down and discuss his problems "Doesn’t work that way. Several parents of my age tried that soap and wound up with jailbird-type kids. There’s no ‘discussion’ with 7-year olds.Dust their pants and point ‘em in the right direction. They WILL thank you for it later. Besides, Susie Derkins is a girl.Girls give boys cooties. (Though that’s not how my Navy medic explained it when I got back from the Philippines.).

Mom will thank Calvin in her later years. It’s like having her own personal trainer. Verrrrry shrewd cardio incentive: Parenting!

Use child psychology on Calvin. And forbid him to read those horoscopes. They are all phooey!

3:)

You’ll never know until you try it, Calvin! You just might find that you like kisses from girls more than you ever thought was possible!

;-)

used

That’s weird…something like this happened to me once….

Calvin will not get any older than his now WHY NOT ITS ONLY A COMIC STRIP

And after the place has been rented, who gets to stay there, you and your wife, or Calvin?

Now that I think about it, this is also Calvin’s clever way of keeping his mom in shape – Dad should appreciate that…

time for some smoochin’ Calvin.Later in life like your dad, you end up smoochin’ the bosses rearend.

“Course, they won’t be FUNNY any more, but at least they’ll be SANE."

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I recall John Cleese using that argument about his therapy to deal with anger/parental issues.

Personally, I think the kid’s onto something.

I love all commented…

Calvin either grows up to marry Susie or finds a dude named Stevie? Probably the former and not the latter.

Of course it wouldn’t. That would defy all the laws of Cartoon Physics.

Just tell him the truth… that some lady at the newspaper makes up the horoscopes as a joke. Sheesh!!

I would love for some girl to kiss me.