Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 17, 2012
February 16, 2012
February 18, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Kids, the loose french fries at the bottom of the bag always taste the best! Norman: You've told us that before, dad! Ralph: I have? OK, let's see... Never buy a green suit! Patrick: You've told us that before, too! Ralph: Dang! I'm running out of fatherly advice!
Destroyer1376 over 12 years ago
“Never doff your hat to a barber in an alley.”
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Depth of a puddle, what can you say…
rollerposter over 12 years ago
“Never eat anything that looks like vomit, with the exception of Pizza”….
Thunderdog2 over 12 years ago
“Kids, there are scarier things in life than being married to your mother. When I think of one, I’ll let you know.”
ProfessorKid over 12 years ago
“Don’t eat yellow snow!”
ProfessorKid over 12 years ago
“A man who represents himself in court has a fool for a lawyer!”
ProfessorKid over 12 years ago
“Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!”
ProfessorKid over 12 years ago
There, that should hold him over for a while.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
We call the loose french fries “spud rubble”.
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
never walk in a cow pasture with bare feet
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
The 5 second rule does not apply to city sidewalks.
MelvinLott over 12 years ago
Never sneeze on a nun….
ramon.williamson.ii over 12 years ago
We call the french fries at the bottom of the bag “Baggins”
treBsdrawkcaB over 12 years ago
That which does not kill you will only make you wish it had.
Erasmus Nephalius Johnson over 5 years ago
Why no green suit?
Better then archistoteles AKA max.chesnut.anne 7 months ago
green screen or camera