Until you have been up all night trying to get the code you wrote in the morning, that you knew was perfect, to run once. You have not begun. Wait until they want you to fix something you wrote years ago that many different people have futzed with, but you should know all about it since you wrote it….
Shes gonna surprise us all and learn this in an hour OR shes going to lose her patients and Murder Jay with that Lap top, Ed will have to take the fall for it :(……my god I have dark thoughts today
NELS BALWIT Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Until you have been up all night trying to get the code you wrote in the morning, that you knew was perfect, to run once. You have not begun. Wait until they want you to fix something you wrote years ago that many different people have futzed with, but you should know all about it since you wrote it….
Olddog1 almost 13 years ago
It shouldn’t take that long to completely confuse the crap out of her.
Emmett Wayne almost 13 years ago
What do you want to bet that she actually writes something that works?
scottartist creator almost 13 years ago
The last thing Rita wrote that actually worked was a sick note for one of her kids. And that was years ago.
rshive almost 13 years ago
At the end of which time Rita will expect to be able to write her own “Enemies” Facebook.
ursen1 almost 13 years ago
Is that a piece of apple pie on the comp?
RalphZIggy almost 13 years ago
I’d give her a crash course on sorting algorithms in LISP
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Start off by telling her what PHP stands for.
Dwilesjr almost 13 years ago
Shes gonna surprise us all and learn this in an hour OR shes going to lose her patients and Murder Jay with that Lap top, Ed will have to take the fall for it :(……my god I have dark thoughts today
evangelyne almost 13 years ago
Unix. Just teach a few commands, and try to explain why they work. She’ll go away. Quietly.
jbarnes almost 13 years ago
Two words, Jay: ‘Hello World’
For those not in the know, the first assignment in many programming classes is to get the words ‘Hello World’ to print on the screen.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
An hour? Rita must think Jay is going to go very slow and repeat a lot of stuff. She is management after all. Doesn’t she already know everything?
RalphZIggy almost 13 years ago
I’m from Chicago, that pie needs a scoop of ice cream